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Top 5 and a Half Reasons Why Sarah Palin is Funnier than Saturday Night Live (Because SNL said 5 wasn't enough)


5.5. Because she thought the Bush doctrine forbid her daughters from shaving down there.

5. Because this consummate hockey mom got the ultimate 'puck you' from a crowd of booing Philadelphia Flyer fans.

4. Because she's the former mayor of Wasilla, Alaska - a town of only 7,000 people and 42 meth labs. Recent rumors suggest that Palin's daughter Bristol will be naming her first grandchild Tweaker.

3. Because as vice president, vows to honor her 3-point plan of subverting the Constitution, starting wars as part of God's plan, and shooting people in the face.

2. Because she could actually become our vice-president.

1. Because she could actually become our president.

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